The Procession to Calvary
A point-and-click adventure where murder can bypass the puzzles
Joe Richardson · Published by Akupara Games · Released Apr 9, 2020
- Reviews
- Overwhelmingly Positive
- 97% of 1,286
- Recent reviews
- Very Positive
- 94% of 19 in 30 days
- Players
- 1
- daily peak, Oct 29, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Last update on Steam
- 2 months ago
- Aug 27, 2026
Metacritic: 78/100 (critic reviews)
What is The Procession to Calvary?
This single-player 2D adventure takes place in a world assembled from Renaissance paintings, where you hunt the escaped tyrant Heavenly Peter after a holy war. You explore scenes, talk to characters, and use inventory items to solve puzzles.
For you if...
- +you prefer short adventures with a standalone story
Not for you if...
- −you avoid jokes about religion and graphic violence
What players say
97% of 1,286 reviews are positive · 94% of 19 in the last 30 days
Players praise the comic dialogue, unusual character interactions, and classical soundtrack.
Screenshots and trailer
The Procession to Calvary system requirements
Minimum: 2 GB RAM, 1 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run The Procession to Calvary?
The published requirements do not name a graphics card we can compare.
Set up my PC →Minimum
- OS
- Windows XP
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- DirectX
- Version 10
Recommended
- OS
- Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor
- 2 GHz - Dual Core
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- DirectX
- Version 11
Does The Procession to Calvary have co-op or multiplayer?
No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.
Does The Procession to Calvary run on Steam Deck?
Verified Yes, Verified by Valve: it works on Steam Deck out of the box.
- All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
- Shows Steam Deck controller icons
- In-game text is legible on Steam Deck
- Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Controller
- Full controller support
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS, Linux
- Achievements
- 21
- Steam features
- Family Sharing, Trading cards
- Languages
- Text only: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Traditional Chinese.
Does The Procession to Calvary use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
