A guard walks into a tavern
A medieval fantasy guard simulation with randomly assembled storylines
SuQing · Released Nov 30, 2023
As of Oct 28, 2026: -75% right now, $1.99
- Reviews
- Very Positive
- 81% of 431
- Recent reviews
- Not enough recent
- Players
- 6
- daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Last update on Steam
- 7 months ago
- Mar 19, 2026
What is A guard walks into a tavern?
You play a royal guard partnered with an imp in a single-player narrative management simulation. You post bounties, hire heroes to investigate strange events and fight monsters, and maintain faction relationships to avoid dismissal or assassination. Each playthrough draws from main plots and side stories, with multiple possible endings.
For you if...
- +you enjoy juggling family responsibilities, side jobs, and market trading
- +you like unlocking decorations and benefits for future playthroughs
Not for you if...
- −you prefer action-focused gameplay over reading and management decisions
What players say
81% of 431 reviews are positive
Players praise the stories and writing, while earlier reviews report bugs and text problems.
Screenshots and trailer
A guard walks into a tavern system requirements
Minimum: gtx960, 8 GB RAM, 1 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run A guard walks into a tavern?
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- OS
- Windows 10
- Graphics
- gtx960
- Memory
- 8 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
- DirectX
- Version 11
Recommended
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Does A guard walks into a tavern have co-op or multiplayer?
No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.
Does A guard walks into a tavern run on Steam Deck?
Playable Playable: it runs on Steam Deck with some adjustments.
- Sometimes shows mouse, keyboard or non-Deck controller icons
- Some text entry requires manually opening the on-screen keyboard
- Some in-game text is small and may be hard to read
- The native resolution is not the default one
- All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
- Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Controller
- Keyboard and mouse
- Platforms
- Windows
- Achievements
- 18
- Steam features
- Cloud saves, Family Sharing, Trading cards
- Languages
- Text only: Simplified Chinese, English.
Does A guard walks into a tavern use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
Tags
- Choices Matter
- Medieval
- Simulation
- Dark Humor
- Story Rich
- Fantasy
- Interactive Fiction
- Life Sim
- Multiple Endings
- Adventure
- 3D Platformer
- Idler
- Time Management
- Immersive Sim
- Minimalist
- Dark Comedy
Recent updates
- Mar 16, 2026 · Patch note 2.05+2.06
- Jul 16, 2024 · Patch 2.04
- Jul 4, 2024 · Patch 2.03
- Jul 3, 2024 · Patch 2.02
- Jun 28, 2024 · patch 2.01