Crossing Guard Joe
Arcade crossing guard game about guiding kids through dangerous traffic
September Games · Released Mar 4, 2022
- Reviews
- Very Positive
- 93% of 205
- Recent reviews
- Not enough recent
- Players
- 1
- daily peak, Nov 7, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Last update on Steam
- 3 days ago
- Nov 4, 2026
What is Crossing Guard Joe?
In this 2D arcade game, you work as a crossing guard in Monoxide City, telling children when to cross while drivers ignore traffic laws. A 25-level campaign adds hazards and tools such as barriers and traffic lights. There is also a challenge mode and online leaderboards.
For you if...
- +you like making quick decisions in arcade levels
- +you enjoy improving scores through speed and crossing combos
Not for you if...
- −you prefer a relaxed pace without traffic hazards
- −you dislike replaying levels to improve your score
What players say
93% of 205 reviews are positive
Players praise the crossing-guard premise but complain that randomness makes later levels feel out of their control.
How many players finish Crossing Guard Joe?
2.6% of Steam players have unlocked «A true crossing guard», the achievement for finishing the main story.
Share of everyone who owns the game on Steam, including those who barely played it. Updated weekly.
Screenshots and trailer
Crossing Guard Joe system requirements
Minimum: Integrated ( UHD 630), 4 GB RAM, 0.2 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run Crossing Guard Joe?
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- OS
- Win 10
- Processor
- Dual-Core Intel or AMD processor
- Graphics
- Integrated Graphics (Intel UHD Graphics 630)
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 150 MB available space
Does Crossing Guard Joe have co-op or multiplayer?
No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.
Does Crossing Guard Joe run on Steam Deck?
Playable Playable: it runs on Steam Deck with some adjustments.
- Some in-game text is small and may be hard to read
- All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
- Shows Steam Deck controller icons
- Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Controller
- Full controller support
- Platforms
- Windows
- Achievements
- 15
- Steam features
- Cloud saves, Family Sharing
- Languages
- Full audio: English, Korean, Simplified Chinese, French.
Does Crossing Guard Joe use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 25, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
Tags
- Action
- Casual
- Arcade
- Simulation
- Lemmings
- Pixel Graphics
- Transportation
- Management
- Singleplayer
- Comedy
- Cartoony
- 2D
- Platformer
- 2D Platformer
- Retro
Recent updates
- Oct 7, 2025 · Updated to latest Unity 2022 LTS version
- Mar 5, 2022 · Minor update