Mayonnaise Simulator

Third-person arena shooter about a mayonnaise jar fighting condiment bottles

Take A Nuke · Published by Group of Goblins · Released May 13, 2022

Reviews: Very Positive; 96% of 481
Recent reviews: Very Positive; 100% of 10 in 30 days
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
Steam Deck: Verified
Last update on Steam: 3 years ago; Dec 4, 2022
Minimum PC: HD 4870; 8 GB RAM · 0.1 GB disk; Full requirements

What is Mayonnaise Simulator?

You control a jar of mayonnaise in this single-player, third-person shooter set on a shelf. You shoot approaching ketchup, mustard, relish, and barbecue sauce bottles while jumping to avoid them and stay on the shelf. Too much contact with enemies ends the game.

For you if...

+you enjoy absurd comedy and unconventional playable characters

Not for you if...

−you want multiplayer or cooperative play

What players say

96% of 481 reviews are positive · 100% of 10 in the last 30 days

Players praise the combat challenge. A player reports low frame rates at the highest difficulty.

Screenshots and trailer

Mayonnaise Simulator system requirements

Minimum: HD 4870, 8 GB RAM, 0.1 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: 64-bit Windows 10
Processor: Intel Core i5 or Equivalent
Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 4870 X2, NVIDIA GeForce GTS 450
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Storage: 60 MB available space

Does Mayonnaise Simulator have co-op or multiplayer?

No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.

Single-player

Does Mayonnaise Simulator run on Steam Deck?

Verified Yes, Verified by Valve: it works on Steam Deck out of the box.

All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
In-game text is legible on Steam Deck
Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Keyboard and mouse
Platforms: Windows
Achievements: 4
Steam features: Family Sharing
Languages: Text only: English.

Does Mayonnaise Simulator use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam