Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher

A visual novel about challenging famous philosophers on morality

Intelligible Games · Released Mar 28, 2023

Reviews: Very Positive; 96% of 331
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
Steam Deck: Verified
Last update on Steam: 2 years ago; Oct 23, 2024
Minimum PC: 2 GB RAM · 0.6 GB disk; Full requirements

What is Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher?

You play a New York accountant forced to argue for his life in this free, single-player adventure. In a sequence of interactive debates, you ask questions and present counterpoints to identify flaws in your opponents' reasoning.

For you if...

+you enjoy solving dialogue puzzles through logic and close reading

Not for you if...

−you prefer action to reading and examining arguments

What players say

96% of 331 reviews are positive

Players praise the accessible introduction to philosophy and humorous dialogue. Some wish the game were longer; individual criticisms include oversimplified philosophical positions and debates that leave little room for alternative arguments.

Screenshots and trailer

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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher system requirements

Minimum: 2 GB RAM, 0.6 GB of disk space.

As published by the developer.

Can my PC run Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher?

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Minimum

OS: Windows 7+
Processor: 2.2 GHz
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 600 MB available space

Does Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher have co-op or multiplayer?

No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.

Single-player

Does Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher run on Steam Deck?

Verified Yes, Verified by Valve: it works on Steam Deck out of the box.

All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
In-game text is legible on Steam Deck
Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Full controller support
Platforms: Windows, macOS
Achievements: 8
Steam features: Cloud saves, Family Sharing
Languages: Text only: English.

Does Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam