Hans
A precision platformer where a watermelon climbs a warped Earth
at0m · Released Nov 6, 2023
- Reviews
- Very Positive
- 86% of 851
- Recent reviews
- Not enough recent
- Players
- 0
- daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Last update on Steam
- 2 years ago
- Dec 4, 2023
What is Hans?
Hans is a single-player 3D platformer about an immortal watermelon left on Earth after humanity departs for space. You roll and jump up floating platforms, managing momentum while navigating rotating surfaces, cannons, and wrecking balls.
For you if...
- +you enjoy solo challenges built around patience and repetition
Not for you if...
- −you want falls to cost little or no progress
What players say
86% of 851 reviews are positive
A longtime player calls the game fun despite the difficulty of controlling an oblong melon. Other feedback criticizes slippery movement and requests a checkpoint mode.
Screenshots and trailer
Hans system requirements
Minimum: GTX 260, 2 GB RAM, 1 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run Hans?
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Set up my PC →Minimum
- OS
- Windows 7
- Processor
- Dual Core 2.4GHz
- Graphics
- GTX 260 / Radeon 530
- Memory
- 2 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
Recommended
- OS
- Windows 11
- Processor
- Quad Core 2.6GHz
- Graphics
- GTX 1030
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 1 GB available space
Does Hans have co-op or multiplayer?
No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.
Does Hans run on Steam Deck?
Playable Playable: it runs on Steam Deck with some adjustments.
- Default controller config not fully functional
- Sometimes shows mouse, keyboard or non-Deck controller icons
- In-game text is legible on Steam Deck
- Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck
- External controllers are not supported for the primary player
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Controller
- Keyboard and mouse
- Platforms
- Windows
- Achievements
- 22
- Steam features
- Family Sharing, Trading cards
- Languages
- Text only: English, French, Italian, German, Simplified Chinese, Portuguese - Brazil, Japanese, Korean, Russian, Turkish, Ukrainian, Greek, Spanish - Spain.
Does Hans use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
Tags
- Difficult
- Precision Platformer
- Singleplayer
- Post-apocalyptic
- Physics
- Platformer
- Exploration
- 3D Platformer
- Runner
- Funny
- Cartoony
- Casual
- Replay Value
- Arcade
- Dark Humor
- Third Person
Recent updates
- Dec 4, 2023 · Hans | Patch 4
- Nov 11, 2023 · HANS | Patch 3
- Nov 9, 2023 · HANS | Patch 2
- Nov 7, 2023 · HANS | Day 1 Patch