green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies
A visual novel about paying an ogre for questionable advice
forster82 · Released Aug 12, 2024
- Reviews
- Very Positive
- 97% of 88
- Recent reviews
- Not enough recent
- Players
- 0
- daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Untested
- Last update on Steam
- 2 years ago
- Jul 16, 2024
What is green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies?
You visit a swamp and read five pieces of life advice from a green ogre who charges for them. This single-player, text-based game uses 2D artwork drawn in Microsoft Paint.
For you if...
- +you enjoy dark comedy with raunchy, adult humor
Not for you if...
- −you prefer action-heavy games over reading dialogue
Screenshots and trailer
green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies system requirements
Minimum: DirectX, 0.5 GB RAM, 0.2 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies?
Tell us your graphics card once and every game page will answer this for you.
Set up my PC →Minimum
- OS
- Windows 7
- Processor
- 1 Ghz
- Graphics
- DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Memory
- 512 MB MB RAM
- Storage
- 200 MB available space
- Notes
- Anyone can prob run this game tbh
Recommended
Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Does green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies have co-op or multiplayer?
No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.
Does green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies run on Steam Deck?
Untested Not yet tested by Valve on Steam Deck.
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Controller
- Keyboard and mouse
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS, Linux
- Achievements
- 3
- Steam features
- Family Sharing
- Languages
- Text only: English.
Does green ogre gives you terrible life advice and dies use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
