How Asian Parents went to School

First-person co-op platformer about surviving a dangerous journey to school

Andy Yeet · Published by Kaljag Games, MadOctopus · Released Aug 25, 2026

Reviews: Mixed; 62% of 71
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
Steam Deck: Unsupported
Last update on Steam: 1 month ago; Aug 29, 2026
Minimum PC: GeForce GTX 970; 8 GB RAM · 5 GB disk; Full requirements

What is How Asian Parents went to School?

You retrace the school commute your parents brag about in a first-person platformer, playing alone offline or with up to three friends online. You climb mountains, face a fire-breathing bear wearing a cat mask, and survive freeze tag and snowball fights on the way to class.

For you if...

+you like difficult platforming and steep mountain climbs
+you enjoy games that let you punch your teammates

Not for you if...

−you prefer serious adventures without insults or physical comedy

What players say

62% of 71 reviews are positive

Players praise the humor when playing with friends. Complaints focus on bugs and performance problems, including reports of crashes and teammates remaining stuck after being unfrozen.

Screenshots and trailer

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How Asian Parents went to School system requirements

Minimum: GeForce GTX 970, 8 GB RAM, 5 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
Processor: Core i7-3820 or equivalent
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Storage: 5 GB available space
DirectX: Version 11
Notes: Bring few cousins who are better at gaming than you.

Does How Asian Parents went to School have co-op or multiplayer?

Yes: co-op online. It also has a single-player mode.

Does How Asian Parents went to School run on Steam Deck?

Unsupported No: Valve rates it Unsupported on Steam Deck.

Not supported on SteamOS

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Keyboard and mouse
Platforms: Windows
Achievements: 30
Steam features: Family Sharing
Languages: Full audio: English. Text only: French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Hindi.

Does How Asian Parents went to School use AI-generated content?

Yes. The developers disclose AI-generated content on the game's Steam page:

To keep this project viable without selling a kidney, generative AI was used to assist with Tablo Escobar's motivational dialogues and localization. However, I didn’t make AI slop... I manually reviewed and edited every line to make sure the robots didn't accidentally declare war on the player.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 28, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam