Sir, We Have an Orc Problem
Tower defense against thousands of orcs, with permanent turret upgrades
Mumpitz Games · Released Jul 28, 2026
- Reviews
- Very Positive
- 86% of 4,763
- Recent reviews
- Very Positive
- 85% of 399 in 30 days
- Players
- 287
- daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Playable
- Last update on Steam
- 2 months ago
- Aug 19, 2026
What is Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
A single-player, top-down tower defense game about protecting your base from invading orcs. You place turrets and trigger strafing runs, orbital lasers, and nukes, then spend resources from each run, won or lost, to unlock and upgrade your defenses.
For you if...
- +you like incremental progress through repeated attempts
Not for you if...
- −you want multiplayer or an endless survival mode
What players say
86% of 4,763 reviews are positive · 85% of 399 in the last 30 days
Players praise the straightforward tower defense gameplay, but often say the game is too short and needs more maps. Some also find progression too dependent on replaying levels for small stat increases.
Screenshots and trailer
Sir, We Have an Orc Problem system requirements
Minimum: Vulkan 1.3 support, 4 GB RAM, 0.2 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run Sir, We Have an Orc Problem?
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Set up my PC →Minimum
- OS
- 10
- Processor
- Any x86_64 CPU
- Graphics
- Vulkan 1.3 support
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 200 MB available space
Recommended
- OS
- 11
- Processor
- Any x86_64 CPU
- Graphics
- Dedicated graphics card with Vulkan 1.3 support
- Memory
- 4 GB RAM
- Storage
- 200 MB available space
Does Sir, We Have an Orc Problem have co-op or multiplayer?
No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.
Does Sir, We Have an Orc Problem run on Steam Deck?
Playable Playable: it runs on Steam Deck with some adjustments.
- Sometimes shows mouse, keyboard or non-Deck controller icons
- Some in-game text is small and may be hard to read
- All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
- Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Controller
- Keyboard and mouse
- Platforms
- Windows, Linux
- Achievements
- 11
- Steam features
- Cloud saves, Family Sharing
- Languages
- Text only: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese.
Does Sir, We Have an Orc Problem use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
Tags
- Tower Defense
- Incremental
- War
- Roguelite
- Military
- PvE
- Physics
- Management
- Base Building
- Strategy
- 2D
- Top-Down
- Roguelike
- Simulation
- Dark Fantasy
- Colorful
Recent updates
- Aug 19, 2026 · Update 2026.08.18.12.05
- Aug 4, 2026 · Update 2026.08.02.13.35
- Jun 12, 2026 · Demo Update 2026.06.12.14.44
- Jun 5, 2026 · Demo Update 2026.06.04.12.00
1 DLC available.