We Steal From Old People: The Game

Incremental action roguelite about stealing bricks from elders to grow stronger

One Big Sip · Released Nov 10, 2026

Reviews: Very Positive; 93% of 179
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 104; daily peak
Steam Deck: Untested
Last update on Steam: 20 hours ago; Nov 11, 2026
Minimum PC: Vulkan 1.0 compatible GPU…; 4 GB RAM · 0.5 GB disk; Full requirements

What is We Steal From Old People: The Game?

You play a brick thief in a single-player action roguelite, attacking elderly people and fighting the internet vigilantes who defend them. In your lair, you turn stolen bricks into constructions that boost your strength and generate passive income to hire allies.

For you if...

+you enjoy swarm combat tied to incremental progression
+you like dark comedy about playing an unscrupulous character

Not for you if...

−you want forgiving combat with a gentle learning curve

What players say

93% of 179 reviews are positive

Players praise the upgrade loop and art style. Common complaints concern enemy balance, repetitive dialogue, and frequent notifications.

Screenshots and trailer

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We Steal From Old People: The Game system requirements

Minimum: Vulkan 1.0 compatible GPU…, 4 GB RAM, 0.5 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: Windows 10 64-bit
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200 / AMD FX-4100 (64-bit, SSE4.2)
Graphics: Vulkan 1.0 compatible GPU – Intel HD Graphics 510 / AMD Radeon R5 (Kaveri) or better
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
DirectX: Version 12

Does We Steal From Old People: The Game have co-op or multiplayer?

No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.

Single-player

Does We Steal From Old People: The Game run on Steam Deck?

Untested Not yet tested by Valve on Steam Deck.

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Full controller support
Platforms: Windows
Achievements: 32
Steam features: Cloud saves, Family Sharing
Languages: Full audio: English.

Does We Steal From Old People: The Game use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Nov 12, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam