Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
Physics-based strategy sandbox where wobbly armies fight unpredictable battles
Landfall · Released Apr 1, 2021
Third-party account required
- Reviews
- Overwhelmingly Positive
- 98% of 158K
- Recent reviews
- Overwhelmingly Positive
- 98% of 1,027 in 30 days
- Players
- 1,748
- daily peak, Nov 7, 2026
- Steam Deck
- Verified
- Last update on Steam
- 11 months ago
- Dec 2, 2025
What is Totally Accurate Battle Simulator?
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a physics-based strategy game where you place red and blue units from ancient, spooky, and fantasy factions, then watch the battle unfold in real time. It includes campaigns, sandbox play, online PvP, unit possession, and tools for making custom content.
For you if...
- +you enjoy humorous battles shaped by unpredictable physics
- +you want both structured campaigns and freeform sandbox play
- +you like creating units, maps, factions, and battles
Not for you if...
- −you prefer strategy with predictable outcomes and exact control
- −you mainly want unrestricted custom-content matches with friends
- −you want serious warfare without slapstick physics
What players say
98% of 158,165 reviews are positive · 98% of 1,027 in the last 30 days
Players most often praise the funny, unpredictable battles and the unit creation tools. Common complaints include unreliable pathfinding, units getting stuck, slowdown in larger fights, problems creating or retaining custom units, and restrictions on custom content in multiplayer.
Players over time
▼ -37% vs a month agoPlayers online on Steam, one sample a day.
Highest since Sep 2026: 2,642 players on Oct 18, 2026.
Show the data
| Day | Players |
|---|---|
| Nov 7, 2026 | 1,748 |
| Nov 6, 2026 | 906 |
| Nov 5, 2026 | 856 |
| Nov 4, 2026 | 798 |
| Nov 3, 2026 | 949 |
| Nov 2, 2026 | 910 |
| Nov 1, 2026 | 1,830 |
| Oct 31, 2026 | 1,757 |
| Oct 30, 2026 | 946 |
| Oct 29, 2026 | 893 |
| Oct 28, 2026 | 908 |
| Oct 27, 2026 | 1,199 |
| Oct 26, 2026 | 1,347 |
| Oct 25, 2026 | 2,303 |
| Oct 24, 2026 | 2,158 |
| Oct 23, 2026 | 1,607 |
| Oct 22, 2026 | 1,554 |
| Oct 21, 2026 | 1,569 |
| Oct 20, 2026 | 1,698 |
| Oct 18, 2026 | 2,642 |
| Oct 17, 2026 | 2,157 |
| Oct 16, 2026 | 1,594 |
| Oct 15, 2026 | 0 |
| Oct 14, 2026 | 1,482 |
| Oct 13, 2026 | 1,620 |
| Oct 11, 2026 | 2,355 |
| Oct 10, 2026 | 1,926 |
| Oct 9, 2026 | 1,546 |
| Oct 8, 2026 | 1,454 |
| Oct 7, 2026 | 1,644 |
| Oct 6, 2026 | 1,723 |
| Oct 4, 2026 | 2,320 |
| Oct 3, 2026 | 2,126 |
| Oct 2, 2026 | 1,694 |
| Oct 1, 2026 | 1,643 |
| Sep 30, 2026 | 1,263 |
| Sep 29, 2026 | 1,309 |
| Sep 27, 2026 | 1,738 |
| Sep 26, 2026 | 1,642 |
| Sep 25, 2026 | 1,397 |
| Sep 24, 2026 | 1,130 |
| Sep 23, 2026 | 1,014 |
| Sep 23, 2026 | 1,153 |
| Sep 22, 2026 | 1,120 |
| Sep 21, 2026 | 1,420 |
Screenshots and trailer
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator system requirements
Minimum: GeForce GTX 670, 8 GB RAM, 4 GB of disk space.
As published by the developer.
Can my PC run Totally Accurate Battle Simulator?
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Set up my PC →Minimum
- OS
- Windows 7
- Processor
- Intel Core i5-2400 @ 3.1 GHz or AMD FX-6300 @ 3.5 GHz or equivalent
- Graphics
- NVIDIA GeForce GTX 670 or AMD R9 270 (2GB VRAM with Shader Model 5.0 or better)
- Memory
- 8 GB RAM
- Storage
- 4 GB available space
- DirectX
- Version 10
- Notes
- Only runs on 64 bit systems
Recommended
- OS
- Win 10
- Processor
- Intel Core i7-4770 @ 3.4 GHz or AMD Ryzen 5 1600 @ 3.2 GHz or equivalent
- Graphics
- NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 or AMD R9 290X (4GB VRAM with Shader Model 5.0 or better)
- Memory
- 8 GB RAM
- Storage
- 6 GB available space
- DirectX
- Version 11
- Notes
- Only runs on 64 bit systems
Does Totally Accurate Battle Simulator have co-op or multiplayer?
Yes: PvP online. It also has a single-player mode. With Remote Play Together, one copy is enough to play the local modes online with friends.
Does Totally Accurate Battle Simulator run on Steam Deck?
Verified Yes, Verified by Valve: it works on Steam Deck out of the box.
- All functionality is accessible with the default controller configuration
- Shows Steam Deck controller icons
- In-game text is legible on Steam Deck
- Default graphics settings perform well on Steam Deck
PC version details
- DRM
- None declared on Steam
- Third-party account
- mod.io (Supports Linking to Steam Account)
- Controller
- Keyboard and mouse
- Platforms
- Windows, macOS
- Achievements
- 64
- Steam features
- Family Sharing
- Languages
- Text only: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Simplified Chinese, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian.
Does Totally Accurate Battle Simulator use AI-generated content?
No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.
Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Nov 6, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam
Tags
- Sandbox
- Simulation
- Funny
- War
- Strategy
- Physics
- Singleplayer
- Realistic
- Indie
- Adventure
- Colorful
- Fantasy
- 3D
- Comedy
- Action
- Historical
Recent updates
- Dec 17, 2024 · Bug fixing patch: Some units got their clothes back and workshop fixes!
- Jul 18, 2024 · Quality of Life update!
- Feb 6, 2024 · Neon Patch 2: Custom content fixes
- Jan 23, 2024 · Neon Patch: Custom content fix and neon works on Mac!
- Jan 17, 2024 · UPDATE: Neon weapons, colors, and abilities!
1 DLC available.