Coffee Crisis

Side-scrolling beat 'em up with coffee, aliens, and random modifiers

Mega Cat Studios · Released May 4, 2018

Reviews: Mixed; 61% of 69
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 29, 2026
Steam Deck: Untested
Last update on Steam: 8 years ago; Aug 13, 2018
Minimum PC: HD 5670; 0.5 GB RAM · 0.7 GB disk; Full requirements

What is Coffee Crisis?

You play as a barista defending Earth's coffee, heavy metal, and free Wi-Fi in a 2D brawler. Across eight locations, from a coffee shop to outer space, you punch invaders and brainwashed humans, pick up weapons, and use special moves and suplexes.

For you if...

+you want a brawler to play with a friend

Not for you if...

−you want complex combos rather than straightforward crowd fighting
−you prefer a gentle difficulty curve with forgiving encounters

What players say

61% of 69 reviews are positive

Players praise the pixel art and heavy metal soundtrack. Common complaints include sluggish controls, unreliable hit detection, and enemies that outrange the player or keep attacking while being hit.

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Coffee Crisis system requirements

Minimum: HD 5670, 0.5 GB RAM, 0.7 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: Windows 7 32bit
Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
Memory: 512 MB RAM
Storage: 700 MB available space

Does Coffee Crisis have co-op or multiplayer?

Yes: co-op split-screen. It also has a single-player mode. With Remote Play Together, one copy is enough to play the local modes online with friends.

Does Coffee Crisis run on Steam Deck?

Untested Not yet tested by Valve on Steam Deck.

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Full controller support
Platforms: Windows, macOS, Linux
Achievements: 48
Steam features: Family Sharing, Trading cards
Languages: Text only: English.

Does Coffee Crisis use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 28, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam