Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game

2D puzzle platformer built around portals with different physical properties

PixelGreeds · Released Jun 15, 2018

Reviews: Very Positive; 95% of 307
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 29, 2026
Steam Deck: Untested
Last update on Steam: 7 years ago; Nov 9, 2018
Minimum PC: 2nd Generation Core HD (2…; 1 GB RAM · 0.3 GB disk; Full requirements

What is Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game?

This single-player 2D puzzle platformer has more than 60 stages and conversations with a purple, cabbage-headed character. You place portals and teleport to them; larger portals block projectiles, while smaller ones fit through narrow passages and launch higher from gravity panels. Solving puzzles earns points for skipping stages or unlocking sexualized anime images in a separate gallery.

For you if...

+you enjoy combining logic puzzles with dexterity and timing

Not for you if...

−you want consistently easy puzzles with little trial and error

What players say

95% of 307 reviews are positive

Players praise the puzzle design and increasing challenge, with some also valuing the philosophical story. Complaints focus on hitboxes and dialogue that some players find meandering.

Screenshots and trailer

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Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game system requirements

Minimum: 2nd Generation Core HD (2…, 1 GB RAM, 0.3 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: Windows XP SP3
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo 2.1 ghz
Graphics: 2nd Generation Intel Core HD Graphics (2000/3000), 512MB
Memory: 1 GB RAM
Storage: 300 MB available space

Does Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game have co-op or multiplayer?

No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.

Single-player

Does Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game run on Steam Deck?

Untested Not yet tested by Valve on Steam Deck.

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Full controller support
Platforms: Windows
Achievements: 11
Steam features: Cloud saves, Family Sharing
Languages: Text only: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian, Simplified Chinese.

Does Teleportals. I swear it's a nice game use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam