Nowhere Patrol

A 2D boss rush with bullet hell and platforming

Slugsoft · Released Nov 5, 2018

Reviews: Very Positive; 96% of 250
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 29, 2026
Steam Deck: Untested
Last update on Steam: 2 months ago; Aug 1, 2026
Minimum PC: OpenGL 3.1; 0.3 GB RAM · 0.2 GB disk; Full requirements

What is Nowhere Patrol?

Nowhere Patrol is a single-player 2D action game set in a castle where something strange has awakened monsters. You fight only bosses, using ranged attacks and platforming, with additional battles for skilled players and other content to unlock.

For you if...

+you enjoy learning attack patterns through repeated attempts

Not for you if...

−you want exploration and regular enemies between boss fights

What players say

96% of 250 reviews are positive

Players praise the boss patterns and pixel art, often describing the challenge as fair. Some reviews criticize the lack of quick saves or cloud saves. Recent control feedback is mixed: one player struggles with movement and aiming, while another reports that an update fixes their controller problem.

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Nowhere Patrol system requirements

Minimum: OpenGL 3.1, 0.3 GB RAM, 0.2 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: Windows 7 or later
Processor: 2GHz
Graphics: OpenGL 3.1
Memory: 256 MB RAM
Storage: 200 MB available space

Does Nowhere Patrol have co-op or multiplayer?

No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.

Single-player

Does Nowhere Patrol run on Steam Deck?

Untested Not yet tested by Valve on Steam Deck.

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Full controller support
Platforms: Windows
Achievements: 12
Steam features: Family Sharing
Languages: Text only: English.

Does Nowhere Patrol use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam