God Damn The Garden

Retro first-person shooter where plants supply ammunition for underworld battles

Agelvik · Released Dec 20, 2021

As of Oct 28, 2026: -40% right now, $2.99

Reviews: Very Positive; 84% of 73
Recent reviews: Not enough recent
Players: 0; daily peak, Oct 28, 2026
Steam Deck: Untested
Last update on Steam: 1 year ago; Oct 4, 2025
Minimum PC: GT 630M; 2 GB RAM · 0.5 GB disk; Full requirements

What is God Damn The Garden?

A single-player first-person shooter set in an underworld, where you face a trial to become king of Badass Heaven. You explore the depths, shoot hostile animals, fight bosses, and search for a weapon to help you escape.

For you if...

+you like fast-paced shooting mixed with exploration
+you enjoy dark humor and deliberately absurd dialogue

Not for you if...

−you prefer games without horror imagery or gore

What players say

84% of 73 reviews are positive

Players praise the bizarre world and offbeat writing. Common complaints include the short length, tedious shooting and navigation, and humor that some players find obscure or irritating.

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God Damn The Garden system requirements

Minimum: GT 630M, 2 GB RAM, 0.5 GB of disk space.

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Minimum

OS: Windows 7
Processor: 1.0 GHz
Graphics: GeForce GT 630M
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
DirectX: Version 11

Does God Damn The Garden have co-op or multiplayer?

No: single-player only, no multiplayer modes declared.

Single-player

Does God Damn The Garden run on Steam Deck?

Untested Not yet tested by Valve on Steam Deck.

PC version details

DRM: None declared on Steam
Controller: Full controller support
Platforms: Windows
Achievements: 16
Steam features: Family Sharing
Languages: Full audio: English, Norwegian, Russian.

Does God Damn The Garden use AI-generated content?

No AI-generated content is disclosed on the game's Steam page.

Self-reported by the developer under Steam rules: it covers AI content that ships in the game, not tools used to make it. Steam page checked on Oct 27, 2026. How to filter AI games on Steam